Apps and festivals for sneaky guys

Cowardly crocodile 2023. 4. 20. 23:03

Do you know an app called 7orBetter? If you've heard of it from our article, or even if you've known about it before and have already installed it, you might be in a special (!) category. It's a really dickish app that, to put it simply, only matches you with men who have a big "dick." I'd like to give the developers of this app a hearty round of applause for their creativity and audacity. 

 


It says that the size of a man (!) is very important when it comes to relationships, and only matches members (women) with men who fulfill those requirements. The developer, Steven Pasternak, brags that the app has signed up over 4,000 members since its launch in 2008. He claims to have developed this embarrassing app based on his own experience - his girlfriends' complaints were all about size (!)...


So, in the end, the app's identity is not a dating matchmaker, but an instant gratification app for passerby (?). Still, we can't help but wonder: what is the app's definition of an acceptable dick? It says an average of 7 inches (17 centimeters) or more... Is this the standard for dick health?

In addition to apps like this, there are festivals for men with small dicks. In Whitechapel, London, England, you can pay 250 pence to enter if your dick is 5 inches or less. Women who want to join the party have to pay an entrance fee that matches their preferred (!) size. Apparently it's 50 pence ($850) per inch. lol 

The organizer is said to be a 48-year-old poet, and he says he created this cringe-worthy festival because he himself has a 4-nch erection... But there's a big difference between 7orBetter and Small Festival besides size. Have you noticed?

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